The problems never seem to stop around here. I am sorry to report that we must temporarily remove our new Smell of Books product from the market. I want everyone to understand that this has NOTHING to do with those ridiculous claims being made by the bohemians at “The Authors Guild.” We have just learned …
Earlier today, I was very excited to announce our new Smell of Books product, but now it seems that we have a small problem. An organization calling itself “The Authors Guild” has just sent DuroSport a threatening letter. I believe that this so-called guild is some kind of government department that oversees the bohemians who …
Who Is the Authors Guild and Why Don’t They Want You to Smell Your Electronic Books? Read More »
Some of our older customers will remember that many years ago, DuroSport created special software for reading electronic books on the Tandy computer system. Our book reader was revolutionary at the time, as are all of the things we do here at DuroSport. Unfortunately, we discontinued the product because everyone in the world was moving …
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I am happy to report that the Stimulus Package has finally arrived, and things are looking much better here at DuroSport. With the help of our friends in China, we have recently received substantial investment capital. As a result, the DuroSport Corporation can now move forward with business as usual. We already see many changes …
I am very sad to report that the DuroStore in the Second Life was the scene of a huge explosion yesterday. Apparently, our deuterium-tritium charging station overheated and blew up. Naturally, there was a BIG fire. The building was totally engulfed in flames and is a complete and total loss. I cannot tell you how …
