Bloggers Wanted: Please Come to Moldova!

It is hard not to notice all of the attention that Microsoft’s completely derivative Zune player has been receiving over the past week. It seems like every website I visit is Zune this and Zune that. To make matters worse, the Zune was even on Ellen this week, completely ruining my enjoyment of one of my favorite programs (I used to love Ellen, but now I am beginning to wonder about her).

Needless to say, DuroSport corporate is not happy about all of this Zune media coverage. Pütz came first, and has most of the same features and a better implementation of those features (detailed analysis to follow very soon). So, why is it that only the otherwise mediocre and iPod loving MacNN has mentioned the Pütz???

I suspect it may have something to do with the blogger junket that Microsoft sponsored earlier this month. Did you really think all of those music bloggers just suddenly decided to write about Zune on the same day? What are the chances of that happening? Somewhere between zero and none.

The worst part about all of this is that it has caused us to have so many extra meetings. Meetings that have nothing to do with finishing the great Pütz product. Meeting that take up so much extra time, when I’m already falling behind on my blogging and the MySpace!

Regardless, after all of these extra meetings we now have a plan. DuroSport Corporate has authorized me to make a special offer to bloggers. Here it is:

We would like to invite you to a special blogger day in Moldova for a free preview of our new Pütz technology. We are anxious to get your opinion and to have you write about our revolutionary product on your very own blogs. If you write for a music, technology, or entertainment blog and are interested in participating please contact me by email at AskPutz(at) Explain who you are and why you would like to participate.

The fine print (that’s what Legal calls it). While the preview of our new technology is free we cannot provide transportation, accommodations, or meals. There will be no snacks either. Unlike some other companies we are taking great pains not to violate your journalistic integrity! This way we will ensure that you feel obligated to write whatever nice things you want to about the Pütz. We will also help you with your articles by providing free fact checking of your stories prior to publication.

There are a limited number of place available. Hurry and contact me today.

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